Dank Shatter (Uptown Funk Parody)

[Verse 1]

Hit this, that good wax

It's girl scout, gold errl

This one, for them pot heads

Them dabbers

Straight oil hoards

Smokin', tokin'

Cheeching it up in the city

This vape pen holds lots of wax

You can smell this shit it's so heady

 

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm so high (those dabs)

Straight flying on a cloud man

I'm so high (those dabs)

Can't remember what this song is

I'm so high (those dabs)

Say your name, remind me again

I'm so high (those dabs)

And I'm all about that honey

Sticky brown

 

[Chorus]

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Smoke every night cause it hits the spot

Don't believe me, just dab (come on)

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

*torch flame* *bubble* *cough cough*

 

[Verse 2]

Stop

Wait a minute

Hand me my dabber, put some oil on it

Blast torch flame, take a dab off the rig

Yo Glazer, get the vape

Cruise to Judson bottom road, at the perfect speed yo

If we're gonna dab, we go hard

Harder than this dank shatter

 

[Pre-Chorus 2]

I'm so high (those dabs)

Straight flying on a cloud man

I'm so high (those dabs)

Can't remember what the song is

I'm so high (those dabs)

Say your name, remind me again

I'm so high (those dabs)

And I'm all about that honey

Sticky brown

 

[Chorus]

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

When the dabs hit you only *cough cough* (Hoo!)

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Cause this dank shatter's gonna elevate you

Smoke every night cause it hits the spot

Don't believe me, just dab (come on)

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

Don't believe me, just dab

*torch flame* *bubble* *cough cough*

 

[Bridge]

Before I leave

Lemme tell y'all a lil' something

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

I say Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Come on, dab

Blast that shit

If you packin' then share it

If you dealin' then I'll bone it

Don't brag about it, keep the heat down

Come on, dab

Blast that shit

If you packin' then share it

If you dealin' then I'll bone it

Don't brag about it, keep the heat down

Well it's Saturday night and we're finally off

 

[Part-Chorus]

 

[Outro]

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up (say whaa?!)

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up (say whaa?!)

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up (say whaa?!)

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up

Dank shatter fucks you up, dank shatter fucks you up (say whaa?!)

Dank shatter fucks you up