L-C - chapter:36 - evil alien sa...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
Intro
Witchdoctor talking
It looks like we've ended up in a parallel world.
Moses talking
Is it winter?
Its so motherfucking freezing!!
Wait...
They do christmas here as well?
Decorations made from pure 1 million percent gold?!
But its just so god damn cold!!
Witchdoctor talking
Becareful moses.
I'm sensing this place is similar to earth.
Apart from white water, a green sky & blue grass.
But I'm getting this motherfucking' evil feeling.
Moses talking
Its raining the colour white.
With burning purple light.
Dark gold at night.
Also motherfuckin' silver lightning.
The thunder could crack a earthling house with sound.
Although the dirt is so shadow black yet so mofo' bright.
Evil santa appears in his advanced technology slay
Evil santas army of evil elfs on evil reindeers
Evil santa talking
YO!! YO!! YO!!
What brings earthlings to my mofo' planet snow?
My elfs will deal with you easily.
Hahaha!!
I banish you from these lands!!
HO!! HO!! HO!!
Chorus
The last thing santa said was (santa said was)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
The elfs mentioned this too (this too)
But what could this mean? (this mean?)
From evil christmas (evil christmas)
To livin' in hell (livin' in hell)
Maybe i should remember (i should remember)
The numbers 3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
If this means anything then thank you (thank you)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
Part:1 - evil santa & his army of evil elfs
We ended up on this earth looking planet
So similar but also the complete fuckin' opposite
Its like the world was upside down but also wasn't
Seeming like everything is so peaceful and quiet
Asif things was normal but obviously different
You could automatically make yourself at home
Feeling so relaxed and absolutely down to earth
Nothin' evil matters anymore on this damn planet
Everything was just so full of motherfuckin' snow
Big lumps of dark green ice & grey snowflakes (so nice)
Part:2 - the christmas sack of tricks & bombs
We saw someone in the sky looking like santa clause
Flying around in this advanced technology slay
With a army of elfs on evil looking reindeers
He was throwing presents out if his machine
We heard nothing but motherfucking' ticking
Turns out they was bombs on 5 second timers
Dynamite, grenades including red smoke bombs
He kept on throwing but luckily he was missing
He caused a couple of problems for us though
If only he landed and like a man started fighting!!
Evil santa throwing bomb presents
The army elfs are laughing so eviliy
Chorus
The last thing santa said was (santa said was)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
The elfs mentioned this too (this too)
But what could this mean? (this mean?)
From evil christmas (evil christmas)
To livin' in hell (livin' in hell)
Maybe i should remember (i should remember)
The numbers 3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
If this means anything then thank you (thank you)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
Part:3 - killing most the evil elfs & facing evil santa
He caused a big massive motherfuckin' avalanche
Used magic to give me a future gliding snowboard
The elfs kept teleporting off there fucking reindeers
Jumping up from the ground trying to grab my feet
Running along the yellow trunk & pink leaf trees
Throwing magical present bombs towards me
I picked a couple of presents up & threw them back
Just in time before they was gon' motherfuckin' explode
Killing most of the elfs eventually in the end
Santa drops this bomb & i crash off the god damn road!!
Part:4 - destroying this dark magic
It looked like evil santa was really fuckin' angry
Santa tries to fight me using his motherfuckin' magic
Finally he decided to take me on like a true man
I entered my motherfuckin' godly rage mode
It was a even fight & we both got badly damaged
Evil santa climbed back into his high powered mofo' UFO
Way better than spidermans goblin glider motherfucker
I did a back flip & kicked a present towards him
Blowing up evil santa inside of his mofo' slay
Then smiling heroically & walking the motherfuck away!!
Santa blows up inside of the slay
The remaining elfs vanish in magic smoke
Chorus
The last thing santa said was (santa said was)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
The elfs mentioned this too (this too)
But what could this mean? (this mean?)
From evil christmas (evil christmas)
To livin' in hell (livin' in hell)
Maybe i should remember (i should remember)
The numbers 3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
If this means anything then thank you (thank you)
3-6-9-11-0-2 (3691102)
Vision of moses crawling towards a door full of blood
Moses tries to remember this codes number
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