Random Rap Crap
• Written by ZeMastar
Aye you don't know who this is
Coming outta no where like I was a pop quiz
But I ain't no rip off, just underrated like mr pibb
Busting a nut in soda until it start to fizz
Don't call me childish I'm too big for my crib
I'm just trying to grow up
I see all these relationships in the hall make me wanna throw up
(Yup)
Trying to talk to girls like,"hey whats up?"
Don't get a response...
Just trying to run in the race but keep getting bronze
I wish I could be like that guy Don Jon
I feel so scared don't make me drop my croissant
Oh well, I'll just quit it
Like an addict trying to take his last hit
Trying to sew my life together don't know how to knit
Don't say you don't know this, this is real shit
Depression is a disease and I'm about to transmit
Like a crip with a slit wrist call him blood
I'm not your friend don't call me bud
Leave me alone I'm a mother fucking stud
Well, at least I think so
Watch this from my view, get a go pro
I'm poetic like Edgar Allan Poe yo
I ain't lying, I'm a tiger
I'm a lover not a fighter
Shit so heavy, double up on that fiber
Master baiter, I got a biter
The only friends I got is my hand and some lotion
Work so hard I keep wondering when Imma get my promotion
Life don't work like that
They say I ain't worth shit and call me a brat
Does a bear shit in the woods? now go get outta here, scat
I dunno what I'm doing here
Feel like a puppet without a puppeteer
If life is a movie, I'm a damn good actor
too much shit to handle I'm like a nuclear reactor
Explode, kiss the frog too bad I'm a toad
Hispanic video chat, suck my chode
Gratata forgot to reload
Bang bang bang, bout to blow my load
Give her a white Christmas call my cum snow
I'm the full experience, variety show
Buckle up your seat-belts and hear this turbulent flow
this shit is so stupid like trying to lick your elbow
Fuck it, I'm out
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About the Artist
ZeMastar
Member since January 9 2015