L-C - chapter:68 - 1 potato 2-3-...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
2 months later after finding & hunting food
Moses finds the perfect hut with a campfire
Witchdoctor talking
It looks like we found hut or somethin'..
Moses talking
Yeah away from harm..
Hopefully doesn't have any alarm..
Right by a snowstorm on a beautiful farm..
Cosy campfire should keep us warm (need a chip barm)
Witchdoctor starts humming similar to a guitar
Moses laughs then makes up a song
Witchdoctor talking
Seriously moses..
Humour me..
Lets have a nice relaxing laugh..
I know you can do it..
Chorus
1 potato
2 potato
3 potato
4
Once you motherfuckers try my cooking
Then trust me all ya'll
Cause'..
I know you'll want more!!
1 potato
2 - 3 - 4!!
Part:1 - potatoes
1st you put water in a deep round pan (then on the stove)
Make sure the pan doesn't have a metal handle (clearly)
You get yourself a potato peeler (big or small)
Start peelin' away the skin (if not then just leave it)
Then you obviously.. (throw the peels in the bin)
Rather boiled potatoes (which are gorgeous)
Otherwise in the oven afterwards (to make some roast)
To be honest though (i sometimes have jacket potato)
You can add mash if you want (but its important..)
Just remember motherfucker (add loads of butter!)
Part:2 - meat like chicken, gammon & beef
You put cooking oil in the mini oven (use oven gloves)
You add the chicken drumsticks (nice & carefully)
Doesn't matter what flavour (depending who you are..),
Although i love the BBQ & chinese style (fuckin' love it!!)
Then you throw in the gammon (yummy in my tummy)
Turkeys too dry (so I'll add some gammon)
Poor more when there half cooked (not too much..)
Give them all a "lil flip" (a couple more minutes)
Stabba couple of holes in them (so they do inside)
Then once fully cooked (add the rest homie!)
Chorus
1 potato
2 potato
3 potato
4
Once you motherfuckers try my cooking
Then trust me all ya'll
Cause'..
I know you'll want more!!
1 potato
2 - 3 - 4!!
Part:3 - vegetables, corn, peas, broccoli & carrots
Get yourself frozen vegetables (either one you like)
Sweetcorn, peas & carrots (some have broccoli)
You can add water (without is alot better)
Mix it with butter aswell (also melted cheese)
The sprinkles in bags (to be more precise)
So bein' specific (catch apotato like a word cup quidditch)
So many different types (just like self-made chips)
Some people prefer fries (others illegal highs)
Waffles are hard to make (like a potato space cake)
But with our mouths drooling (me & you're food is fate!)
Part:4 - maybe a desert or 2
Sometimes i like a desert (yet i have a big dinner)
Not quite man vs food (but its a huge motherfucker)
Like apple pie or rhubarb (obviously with custard)
A donut cheesecake (clearly made by ourselves)
Just finding recipes (from ancient original to now)
Maybe make you're own (i love cooking at home)
What would you make? (so many ingredients & food)
Maybe a snickers or mars bar trifle (fuckin' make this shit!)
It can't be impossible (obviously anythin' is doable!!)
Resisting temptation of my food? (its unforgivable!!)
Chorus
1 potato
2 potato
3 potato
4
Once you motherfuckers try my cooking
Then trust me all ya'll
Cause'..
I know you'll want more!!
1 potato
2 - 3 - 4!!
Moses cooks the food perfectly spot on
Moses no longer feels weak & gets some cozy sleep
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