Death March (Skit)

(Character): Alright, I just gotta make it to room-

 

(Guard): Hey! Who are you?

 

(Character): Hi, I'm a guard

 

(Guard): You smell weird, where you from?

 

(Character): I'm in room 31 sir

 

(Guard): Ok, here's the key, go in

 

*door shuts*

 

(Guard): Hold on, Room 31 isn't a living room!

 

(Guard): Hey! Open the door! Get in! Shoot, he's in the control room!

 

(Guard): Imma get fired

 

(Character): Ok, here's the king of the industry

 

(Character): Alright, just open the door