Role Model by Eminem

Mic check, 1, 2

We recording?

 

I'm cancerous so when you diss you wouldn't wanna answer this

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I __ you to death and choke you again

And break your bones so your bones poke through your skin (aaah!)

You beef with me, Imma even the score equally

Take you on Jerry Springer and beat you legally

I get way too funny off of funny home blown

So when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sunny Bono (oh no!)

So if I said I never did stuff

That means I lied and get butt more than the president does

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

So I ripped her tonsils out and fed her sherbert

My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

I grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (come here!)

Every girl I've gon out with has gone ___

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

Smoke _, take _, drop out of school, kill people

And drink, jump behind a wheel like it was still legal

I'm dumb enough to go in a store and steal

So I'm dumb enough to ask a date with Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill

'Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill

But I don't get lists, y'all don't even see through the midst

How can I be white, I don't even exist

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

 

Now follow me and do exactly what you see

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I slap people in both rooms then OD

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

 

Me and Marcus Allen went to see Nicole

When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold

Jump behind the door, and put my phone on hold

My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk

I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt

I'm not a player, just an ill-rhymed sayer

That'll spray a amazon cage back at the ozone layer

My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue

With a corpse to throw onto number four

Jumped a chicken in a cartoon with a cape on (da-na-na!)

And beat the forlong legs, torn with an acorn

I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits

A premature birth that was four minutes late

Will someone please explain to my brain

That I just severed my vain with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

I take a breather inside, either I'm high or I'm nuts

'Cause if you ain't tilting this room, neither am I

'Cause when I drop the solo _, I'm over wit

I bought cage's tape, opened it, then dubbed over it

 

I came drunk to the club with a fake I.D.

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I been with ten women who got H.I.V.

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I got bad warts and it burns when I pee

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I tie a rope around my leg and jump from a tree

You probably wanna grow up to be just like me