First Rap

• Written by Anonymous

Hit that beat
Ok now sit back in your seat
Alright this is my first rap
so it might sound little like crap
people might give me BS cause i'm white
but hey Eminem did it, right?
this is going good so far
har hardy har har
o wait that was a little bizarre
but who cares i was always known as the weirkid
sitten down in a pit, under a bridge
but that's ok cause i found out,"who gives a shit anyway"
i was born with this disease
where my bones are brittle and they brake with ease
But that never stopped me
i was always outside on my trampoline doen back flips like Bruce Lee
and i say yip-ee
Alright lets get back to it
i use to be the ugly fat kid with long hair
it turned out that my family was the only ones that cared
i didn't really have friends that were there
no girls liked me
but now guess what? bitches crave thee
because i'm fly like a motha fn G
as a matter of fact i'm the pimp-e
i'm like Fillmore Slim
if you didn't know him
he was like the the most famous pimp in Texas
man all these hoes be gettin jealous
i leave all these bitches breathless a pinch of redness
also now i'm ballin
with these money trees
money leaves be fallen
yo i make it rain
there be so much money rain i need a drain
i be rollin up with my colt 45 by my side
bang bang bang like GTA 5
ha now i'm at the top
top of my A game
now if u see me ill be wearing 8 gold chains
Shout out to my bros, Ant and Cody
they were always a bigger pimps than me
riding along 6 ladies..... Each
Both had the best K/D in call of duty
like o my god he just sniped me
alright i think i'm runnin out of time
but that was pretty sick for my first ryme
i think my first rap just made everyones booty start clappen
even the pretty gals, Kim Kardashian
o hey
what a perfect time my phone just rang
gotta go bye,

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