lil space boys

I am the Sun

Yes I'm very big indeed

Earth depends on me or it would really weak

I am Mercury

I'm the closest planet to the Sun

I'm a ball of iron yes I am a bum cause I got no moons

I am Venus

I'm the same size as the Earth

But I spin the other way so I’m different every day

I have no water just like mares poo

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I am the Earth

The place where we all live have lots of bums

Cause I’m dating the sun

So I look blue

I have a moon

I'm a red rocket

My mountains are the higher than chief keef

I have two moons

 

I’m Jupiter

I'm a gas giant I fart a lot

I'm the biggest and I spin really fast I’m the cheetah of the solar system

I have the biggest moons so I play with them

I am Saturn

I'm a gas giant don’t frig with me or ill lick up your cheese

My rings are made of ice so I’m really dripy

Titan is my biggest moon me and juipy are gangstars want to join us

 

I am Uranus

I'm a icy gas giant so im really dripy

I'm the coldest planet in our Solar System cause I’m killa planet

And I have rings made of dust cause im tuff

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I am Neptune

I'm an icy gas giant im a country planet

I'm the farthest planet from the Sun so im a country bum

I have many stroms so I am a horn