I'm too young to be a genius

Yo bitch I'm not even three years old,

Forgive me for soiling the resolute desk,

I need some tittie so let me see you unfold.

 

I'm 129 weeks, 3 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes and 3 seconds old.

My IQ was measured as ~7457.

The examiner says is it off the charts.

It puts my intelligence well above that of grown ups.

I petitioned the court to be legally recognised as an adult.

 

Yo bitch your mom's a pedo she's into tadpoles.

Having the likes of me swimming round in her vagine.

When I was merely a baby and when I was a sperm.

I'm a white supremacist though white like the cum stains on your otherwise yellow teeth.

 

You see for black people the age of consent is 28, years.

Like the sentence your father received.

For white people the age of consent is also 28, nanoseconds.

I was spitting out rhymes the moment I was spat out into my mothers vagina.

 

I'm jail bait.

By the time I was eight I'd put fifty mothers in jail after I seduced them.

I was a grand parent by the time I was twelve.

Like father like son.

 

My son knocked up your mom when he was a toddler.

Only two and a half years after my first PhD from Oxford more like cocks you can't afford.

I'm a sperm donor but you can only get it on the premium service.

You can't go in that direction unless you're already in it.

 

When I was at Oxford and only four years old I convinced this chick I was just a midget.

I went out with her to the forest and the ponds later in spring and I was bored.

 

The water was filled with frog eggs so I stuffed it all into her fanny.

Then some time later I kid you not there were tiny frogs all leaping out.

All climbing out of the moisture to find the next, come on your can make it!

I recorded it. I am an artist. I will sell it for five million dollars.