Humza Yousaf

Yo, hey hey, yo, here's what I have to say,

 

Who will rid me of this turbulent first minister?

Who you say?

Humza Useless of course.

You didn't quite catch that?

I said Humza go fuck yourself.

 

I ask again...

WHO SHALL RID ME OF THIS TURBULANT FIRST MINISTER?

 

I'm hateful. It's what I am. My hate is an immutable characteristic.

More illegal than a metric fuck ton of fentanyl I'm full on criminalistic.

 

I'm more powerful than first minister Bumza.

I'll run him over in a second hand Mazda.

 

Ain't shit he can try to do save put me in prison.

It's a crime to say it but I can put him in a grave.

 

I don't care who he thinks he is or what he won't allow.

I'll make him choke on his own law and it won't be Halal.

 

Scotland's gonna make him disappear like the ninth legion.

Relegating him to the mystery books fuelling kids' imagination.

 

There won't be no body not a single trace.

Never again will we have to see his face.