Office

 

Yo, lemme tell you how I been

Today been an eventful day so lemme get goin, yuh

 

I wake up today at six a.m.

My momma make me some pancakes and I say “dayuuum”

Yeah, cuz nothin ever fuckin beat that shit

Hot take: pancakes are better than waffles you stupid bitch

But anyways I pull up to the school wit courage

Yeah I’m ready to learn some useless knowledge

Cuz mothafucka today was finna be a good day

Cuz mothafucka I was finna leave early today!

 

Yeah I didn’t see a single mothafucka dissin my forehead

like the unoriginal bitches they is

Then I went to first period

Learned some shit about a food web and thas it

Then I went to PE and I really suck at football honestly

And to those of you who call it soccer you ain’t saying it correctly

But anyways, then I took a break

And landed me a date with a bitch I wanna take

And then I fucking went to a fire drill

And I think I needed another pill

Because I had the urge to kill

But I know that the bitch named Jill wouldn’t let me move an inch

And she’s a stupid bitch

And I wanna fuckin pull a glock in her face

And hit her with a mace

Cause this motherfucking bitch has already been legally raped

That’s right I called her a fucking slut

And I don’t give a fuck

Cause she needs to shut up

But anyways ima end this rant that just begun

It’s time to move on to what went down at lunch

 

So this cracker named Dominic fucking pulled up to the court like he always does

And then he said “let’s 3v3 you versus all of us”

And the mothafucka on my team didn’t pass even once

The only time I could score was an open layup

But then the Dominic mothafucka starts to pull up

Now shits even at 6-6

And I’m fuckin tryna impress a bitch

But now I ain’t sure what to do because one guy on they team is like 6 foot 2

But now this mothafucka starts to lose

And now he starts resorting to talk some shit like the bitch he is

And then we end up winning and it’s 9-8 right in this mothafucka’s face

Yeah yeah

 

Then I went to ELA were i was boutta leave for the day

And we had a substitute that day

“But unfortunately you can’t move seats, okay?”

“UGH” says that one mothafucka that nobody seems to like

This is the easy target, that Evan guy

And I start throwing disses

And his response is “shut up you get no bitches”

Now the whole class is started to diss his ass

Not in my defence but because his shit is so bad

And then we started doing our independent work and shit

And then we get a phone call and I’m like this is it

 

Long story short I’m on the way to the car

But I’m not finished let me spit this bar

 

Yeah fucking went to the doctas office

Specifically the optometrist

Because apparently that ain’t the same as a dentist

But anyways I got my braces fixed

Yeah I dunno I broke that shit real quick

But then this bitch realises I have a broke bracket

So then she heads to the back

That’s when she fixed it

And I finally got to leave that place

And my ma lemme get some donuts as a treat

And that puts us right here in my bed where I’m rappin over this beat

I dunno what to do with it

So I’m finna just publish this shit

So that’s the end of my day

I hope you liked the song as much as I liked my day

Cause today was a good day except for when I went to the dentist and shit but that don’t matter

Cause now I’m publishing this song and I hope to be flattered

 

*elmo laugh*

 

Aight see ya now