(Bang Bang) Chitty Chitty

Oh yeah, shits 'bouta get real dawgs.

 

So, I walked to the Store, and grabbed A Punk.

He was as still as A Decapitated Skunk.

I stood and stared as he was stationary,

Then he got up and said his name is Barry.

I stared at him after he said that,

 

Then he suddenly Snapped...

 

And went Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty,

Took me down to Mississippi, Hell no I said to him, but he said

Shut your Brim!

 

So now we're in Mississippi, specifically Jackson City.

He said Welcome to Jackson, Hopefully it ain't too Shitty.

Then I saw A girl Pretty, Pretty, Big Ass, Big Jugs.

Her name Sally Thugg, I couldn't resist but to approach her and I said...

I love you!

 

Then she Knocked me over, walked away and hugged this random guy from down the street named Paul!

I felt rejected obviously, but hey I still had my new kinda-friend named Barry.

That was until I said "Hey, who the hell is your mom?" And he went...

 

Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty,

Mine is dead, Yours is Shitty,

Hey Man don't be harsh, then he left me with A Marsh-

 

-Mallow! Yeah, after people who met each other leave People with Marshmallows.

Now I am stuck in Mississippi with no connections to the locals,

However I decided to apply to work at the local Bar to raise funds for A long Plane home.

The first customer was this bald guy with with three pimples on his face, and he said...

"Strawberry please!" I said "Ok, here you go, That will be 2 Dollars, He said "BULLSHIT!"

Oh, you're trying to be difficult, eh? He said "I want these for free"

 

I said you have to Pay the price, after thinking about it he went...

 

..Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty

Why are you being so Bitchy? He said, I will bomb this place if I don't get my deal.

I said well, I am not giving A donut for free! He pulled bomb out and BOOM!

 

Luckily I made it out before the Bomb detonated, Sooner than Anticipated.

Then I somehow hopped A plane for free to get to the Airport somehow,

Moments later I made it home, and I said "Home at last".

Now that I was home I could sing.

 

BANG, BANG, CHITTY, CHITTY

Oh, I wish I could've married that Girl so pretty, then I heard knocking on the door.

It was that Chick from Mississippi, she wanted to Make out, and I said, OK!

So I had A Sexy Wife, 2 Kids, and A Good job, so all I could say is...

 

BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY