(Bang Bang) Chitty Chitty
• Written by Bobby_07
//Opening/
Oh yeah, shits 'bouta get real dawgs.
//Verse 1//
So, I walked to the Store, and grabbed A Punk.
He was as still as A Decapitated Skunk.
I stood and stared as he was stationary,
Then he got up and said his name is Barry.
I stared at him after he said that,
//Bridge 1//
Then he suddenly Snapped...
//Chorus 1//
And went Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty,
Took me down to Mississippi, Hell no I said to him, but he said
Shut your Brim!
//Verse 2//
So now we're in Mississippi, specifically Jackson City.
He said Welcome to Jackson, Hopefully it ain't too Shitty.
Then I saw A girl Pretty, Pretty, Big Ass, Big Jugs.
Her name Sally Thugg, I couldn't resist but to approach her and I said...
I love you!
//Verse 3//
Then she Knocked me over, walked away and hugged this random guy from down the street named Paul!
I felt rejected obviously, but hey I still had my new kinda-friend named Barry.
That was until I said "Hey, who the hell is your mom?" And he went...
//Chorus 2//
Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty,
Mine is dead, Yours is Shitty,
Hey Man don't be harsh, then he left me with A Marsh-
//Verse 4//
-Mallow! Yeah, after people who met each other leave People with Marshmallows.
Now I am stuck in Mississippi with no connections to the locals,
However I decided to apply to work at the local Bar to raise funds for A long Plane home.
The first customer was this bald guy with with three pimples on his face, and he said...
"Strawberry please!" I said "Ok, here you go, That will be 2 Dollars, He said "BULLSHIT!"
Oh, you're trying to be difficult, eh? He said "I want these for free"
//Bridge 2//
I said you have to Pay the price, after thinking about it he went...
//Chorus 3//
..Bang, Bang, Chitty, Chitty
Why are you being so Bitchy? He said, I will bomb this place if I don't get my deal.
I said well, I am not giving A donut for free! He pulled bomb out and BOOM!
//Verse 5//
Luckily I made it out before the Bomb detonated, Sooner than Anticipated.
Then I somehow hopped A plane for free to get to the Airport somehow,
Moments later I made it home, and I said "Home at last".
Now that I was home I could sing.
//Chorus 4//
BANG, BANG, CHITTY, CHITTY
Oh, I wish I could've married that Girl so pretty, then I heard knocking on the door.
It was that Chick from Mississippi, she wanted to Make out, and I said, OK!
So I had A Sexy Wife, 2 Kids, and A Good job, so all I could say is...
BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY