One, Two, Five

One, I'm tripping literally. I should be dishwashing. Cause I got 4 legged knees

and off the they be crossing.

Go head ask my bosses they'll tell you that I'm clumsy I'll probably fall into your

fist so you don't have to punch me.

Two I'm vegetarian so I don't want your beef.

You floss expensive jewerly. I floss my crooked teeth.

I sing in the church choir, my daddy is a doctor

I tired to be a gangster but my curfew was eleven.

I drive my drivers ed book through the streets and wear a hat and I proud of it.

I do my homework every night they got me in school.

I signed up for a rap battle. But when they saw it was me me they just put me on

the waiting list.

I'm skinny y'all scrawy arms in a tiny chest. shoot I could hide behind that pole

if I just hold my breath.

Five, my apron looks like a dress I twirl like a pretty priness.

When I walk in the room the lights go down. I'm so ugly mom won't hug me and

you, I beat myself so you do to.