Loser Alert (Exho Diss)

(Intro)

*Sirens go off*

Intercom voice: WARNING: A LOSER HAS BEEN DETECTED ON THE PREMISES

I REPEAT, A LOSER HAS BEEN DETECTED ON THE PREMISES

*Alarms begin to ring*

*Everyone starts to panic*

Intercom voice: PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

*People scramble out of the building in fear*

 

(Chorus)

Loser alert, loser alert

Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control

Loser alert, loser alert

We’re searching the building, we’re on patrol

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s peeping at us through a keyhole

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s infecting this place, like toxic mold

 

(Verse)

I smell a loser in the building, he reeks of failure

We need to scan the premises, and locate the danger

I’ll find that motherfucker, zap him with a taser

Take his limp body, and haul him to the chamber

I’ll teach him not to fuck with me, he’ll recognize how dumb he was

He’ll realize his stupidity was treating him like a succubus

Yeah, let’s talk about intelligence, we know his brain’s devoid

He picked the wrong motherfucker to beef with, he boutta get destroyed

Now, who could the culprit be? I know a few suspects

Maybe it’s GoldenShower, he won the June loser contest

But it might be a new enemy for me to kill and digest

Whoever he is, we know he’s miserable and stressed

And deep down inside, he knows that I’m the best

He’s dumb as fuck, his grades are trash, can’t pass a single test

His life is absolute shit, that’s why he’s so depressed

Every day he wonders why his existence is such a mess

 

(Chorus)

Loser alert, loser alert

Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control

Loser alert, loser alert

We’re searching the building, we’re on patrol

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s peeping at us through a keyhole

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s infecting this place, like toxic mold

 

(Verse 2)

The loser has been caught, he goes by the name of Exho

I said I would arrest him, but I think he should be sentenced to death row

Actually, fuck that, Exho, I’m gonna personally murder you

You’re just a punching bag for me, you serve no further use

I’m the grim reaper, you boutta exit the world forever

I won the beef before it even started, you should just surrender

Put yo ass in a cast, yeah, I’m the fuckin director

I bet you’re weak as fuck, and lighter than a bird feather

You’re just a fuckin pest, you’re easy to forget

Next time you wanna step up to me, try to be correct

You say you the boss, I ain’t seen you sign a check

Bitch, I’m the fucking CEO, I’ll cash your bet

How much money you got? Your bank account says none

Damn, maybe you’d get some dough if you weren’t so fucking dumb

Let’s face it, you’re literally the definition of human scum

I have business to take care of, no time for these damn bums

I see through all your fronts, you can’t fool me with your stunts

Acting like you run the block, you ain’t never hit a blunt

You talkin bout the grams, I bet you’ve never seen a lump

You got less street smarts than motherfuckin Forrest Gump

 

(Chorus)

Loser alert, loser alert

Ring the alarms, get the crowd under control

Loser alert, loser alert

We’re searching the building, we’re on patrol

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s peeping at us through a keyhole

Loser alert, loser alert

He’s infecting this place, like toxic mold

 

(Outro)

Intercom voice: ATTENTION: THE LOSER HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND APPREHENDED

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION