Chewed Up And Eaten (Iced_jules ...

(Intro)

*Iced_jules is eating with her family at a restaurant*

*Her stomach begins to rumble loudly*

*She releases gas, causing her family to gag*

Iced_jules: Uh, sorry, I REALLY need to use the bathroom

*She rushes to the bathroom, bumping into waiters and customers*

*She clenches her ass while sprinting, praying she makes it to the bathroom before she shits herself*

*She sees a waiter carrying a tray of 20 plates*

*She sneezes, causing her to lose control and shit everywhere*

Iced_jules: Fuck!!!

*Iced_jules keeps running while diarrhea sprays out of her like a hose*

*She slips and falls, flinging shit into the waiter's face and causing him to drop his tray of 20 plates*

*All the plates fall on Iced_jules as she face-plants into her poop*

*Iced_jules is now a bloody mess sobbing on the floor, her face buried in her own shit*

*The restaurant is laughing uncontrollably, and everyone is recording the ordeal and uploading it to social media*

*WEALTHMASTA stands at the front row of the recorders, livestreaming and laughing*

 

(Verse)

Not gonna lie, all this time I thought you were a bro

But yesterday I learned I was actually battling a hoe

Thought you were a zesty male, guess you’re just a tomboy

Playing video games on your PS5 and dressing like a farm boy

Shawty think she Lauryn Hill, she more like Lil Tay

I’m pullin up with the X Factor, you’ll be our sucker for a day

If you didn’t get the reference, don’t consider yourself a rap fan

You’re a fucking clown so I guess that makes me Batman

Mail explosives to your house because you know I’m a madman

Finna put your ass to sleep like the motherfucking Sandman

I’m the director of this franchise, and I’ll be the one to get an Oscar

Cause I’m all bout the green, I handle more clips than a barber

Now I support abortion, especially for them young shawties

But someone as dumb as you shouldn’t have control over their body

You have a pussy so you have no reason to get cocky

Hit me with a diss, watch me deflect that shit like Rocky

Yeah, cause I'm a heavyweight champ, I got a liquid stance

You boutta get flooded, bitch you don't stand a chance

Ripples travel through the crowd when I make a splash

I’m causing waves, leaving you unable to light a match

 

(Chorus)

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten

 

(Verse 2)

Your clock’s running out, yeah you’re almost out of time

But that’s no cause of alarm, I won’t be ticked off when you die

Cause I’ll be responsible for your death with all this devastating dissin’

I’m behind those bars, but I ain’t in motherfuckin prison

When you type “Iced_jules” and search it in Google

The first thing that comes up is my diss against you bro

I’m keeping it straight, making legitimate cash

But your dough is as fake as your Instagram flash

You’re as mindless as a zombie, but you can’t be one

You don’t have enough brains for an actual zombie to eat ya

The walking dead couldn’t infect you, no brain matter to consume

Which means I’m the one who’s gonna bring your doom

You wrote an entire verse dedicated to fucking my mom

Which means you just spew bullshit, cause you don’t have a dong

Talking bout yeast infection, I have a dick, that ain’t an issue

Which means the only pussy I’m boutta infect is you

I know you had a smug smile when you wrote that shit

I ain’t a woman beater but I’d still choke this bitch

I’m boutta elevate higher than your vocal pitch

The beast has risen from his slumber, you’ve awoken it

You’re talking like a boss, but you’re really just a flunk

Fronting like you’re hard, you need to stop that junk

All you do is bluff, you ain't nothing but a punk

You don’t carry steel, but you act like you got the pump

 

(Chorus)

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten

 

(Verse 3)

I’m like Kingpin the way I’m coming with the smoke

Got the eye of a hawk when it comes to detecting hoes

I have a sixth sense for sluts, don’t need a GPS

We know you be riding dick harder than a BMX

Mine’s so big it needs a medal, that’s why you’re biting steel

Like you have a fucking gun in your mouth, yeah that’s the idea

You’re just a pop quiz, bitch I’m the final exam

And you won’t pass by tattooing the answers on your hands

Though you’re the type of bitch to write ‘em down on your glands

And slide your pants off to peek at ‘em in the middle of class

So you may as well be a dropout, like my internet

Cause you have no bars, and you ain’t got no signal yet

I'm a wave rider, I’m surfing through this shit like a vibe glider

Bitch there’s no denying I’m the prime rider, the sole driver

I’m webbing you like a spider, you’ll be stuck in a fine fiber

I’ll flame you like a wildfire, I don’t need a fucking lighter

You’re a trash writer, every bad line you drop is a reminder

Your career is minor, mine’s major, I’m a prize fighter

My skillset’s wider, that’s why you’re picking at it like Peter Piper

You think you’re flying but I’m higher, I’m a sky climber

 

(Chorus)

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten

I’m finna go off the deep end

Shawty won’t never see freedom

Cause I’m turning into a demon

You boutta get chewed up and eaten