The Math Rap

to be the best you gotta eat the flesh n beat the rest

then be the best just only to like pass the test

its getting me so fuckin stressed and ima do it like knaye fuckin west

and say that I’m so fuckin blessed

but damn i just guessed shit i messed up the mathafakin grade

and in all honesty i did it for the mars bar cake that she gon make

ay ay ay lmfao

ay gurl now for a little mathematical love. why?

COS YOUR TAN MAKES ME WANNA SIN

if you get that clapclap dats a win nah thats trigonometry

but damn that doesn’t bother me

LIKE HONESTLY I’m where the tangent be

so damn dude its like 1n + 3n is 4n to me,

i don’t tell math jokes cuz they’re al so mean

but y = mx + c is where da slope be,

m is for the gradient an if you is fucking patient

i will become so asian and solve this e equation

 

I came here for the pie, isn’t this geometry?

did you guys fuckin lie? i am still hungry.

is you like a protractor? good at every angle

you aint no pole dancer? it was worth a gamble

 

Its a whole nother language from a different planet

took a spacecraft and we landed no need to panic we aint stranded

yes the language is tragic sorry can’t make this problem vanish ,

on the other hand, mrs whitley will teach you some magic.

Mathematic fan fanatic macadelic with the nutty flow

did we study tho its a bloody no hell no hell yes

multiple choice and we gon mathafakin guess ya know!

 

age is just a number but i was never good at math

that shit is a bummer and thats comin from an arab

look a like took a bike hook in five four three two one hollywood go

hollywood cole but even when he talkin bout the future he be remininsin

but holywood cole

 

math class chilllin illest room up in this billin

ballin with the realest baddest trillest teacher livin

im not kidden put in like the effort to teach us

learnin from the greatest, thats a fuckin statement

 

math class chilllin illest room up in this billin

ballin with the realest baddest trillest teacher livin

im not kidden put in like the effort to teach us

learnin from the greatest, thats a fuckin statement

 

We be talkin mathematics fuckin with the baddest quadratics

`nd thats fuckin fantastic

do the minimum to pass this class when learnin algebra

fuck boy thats a parabola,

 

this class more bomb than isis

turn you on faster than a lightswitch, who knows what this night might bring

ima hit this beat up jokin that i might miss and then i write shit

ima bite this beat no holyfields but damn all tyson I’m a lyrical tyrant but yeh

chillin with my side chick, tell me where your wife is?

who the fuck be listenin? oh right yes the white kids n the light skinned

where we at tho? u huh WEST SIDE BITCH

 

and not or or logically speaking I’m practically tweakin

readin writin scentences and sequences that be stuck in my

big fat math book, its not the big bad bad wolf,

I’ve been trynna run away from my problems,

fuck that do the homework and solve em

I’ve been trynna run away from my problems,

fuck that do the homework and solve em

 

from the freshmen to the sophomores to the seniors I’m a junior

get your walkman and your popcorns I’m the leader call me martin luther

king junior should have seen me sing sooner I’m mistaken, miss fewer

put my head on ice i think cooler than jack the ripper

leave you hurtin like i jammed his finger in my bank of silver

am i like the silent killer?

 

age is just a number but i was never good at math

that shit is a bummer and thats comin from an arab

look a like took a bike hook in five four three two one hollywood go

hollywood cole but even when he talkin bout the future he be remininsin

but holywood cole

 

math class chilllin illest room up in this billin

ballin with the realest baddest trillest teacher livin

im not kidden put in like the effort to teach us

learnin from the greatest, thats a fuckin statement

 

math class chilllin illest room up in this billin

ballin with the realest baddest trillest teacher livin

im not kidden put in like the effort to teach us

learnin from the greatest, thats a fuckin statement

 

mathematics pratice an youll be awesome at it