Thor

Stand back and stammer, feel the force of my hammer

I'll leave you battered and scarred, I'm the crown prince of Asgard

and for you I've no regard, so watch with awe as I bombard

But I can still provide a laugh, like I'm Kevin Hart in 'Get Hard'

 

You can't compare with my strength, don't try to be a contender

You're a pretender, just surrender, you can't compare with this avenger

So if you watch me while I'm fighting, you can bet I'll be igniting

Enemies with my thunder and lightning, History I'll be rewriting

 

I'll disperse the evil's of Earth, just to have fun when I'm bored

Don't you think that I can do it? Are you forgetting I'm a god?

No supercar I can't afford, why would I need one, I can fly

One twirl of my hammer and I'm up in the sky

 

But I have to stop dreaming, I'm just a regular guy

I'm not Thor, I don't have a hammer, and I can't fucking fly

Maybe I don't want to be Thor because of his power and great kin

The thing that I crave is the greatness he possesses within

and while I won't be able to summon powers of lightning from the sky

I know that one day I can become the god Thor on the inside