I wrote a song that I'm probably...

I can't believe I'm actually writing a song about this

It took me this long to write it down

God, this is going to be the death of me, but here goes nothing

I don't mean to be a bitch, but...

 

So, I heard that you were running a marathon, and you decided to start a diet

You got a job as a barista and you got a hair cut and started wearing contacts

Got yourself a watch, you graduate soon, you got everything you wanted too

So can you give me some of that luck because I don't know what to do?

 

Good with kids, plays board games, lots of responsibilities

And every time I see you walk past me, I'm immediately on my knees

I don't know why you have such a chokehold on me

But when we danced, the temperature was 199 degrees, oh god

 

I think I'm falling in love, it's stupid, I know

And there's this kid pining after me, but ew

He still picks his nose, doesn't know what an exponent is

So I'll keep making googly eyes at a boy who calls me his little sister, frustrating

 

He's not that much older, I swear

Oh my god, he looks hot in that sweater

It's the middle of winter, but it's, oh, so hot

I'm falling in love, oh my god

 

He's my height, with the shoes and the hair

I'm already planning a June wedding

I mean that what Caroline said about Stefan

Just for him to die a few days later, uh...

 

Okay, so what are we exactly?

'Cause you said that I was like a sibling

Then you say we're best friends

You're already planning a handshake

 

One second your hugging me and joking around

The next you're looking at me with a frown

Did you wink or did you just blink?

Or am I imagining it?

 

It's a stupid crush on a guy who doesn't even have lips like mine

And, oh no, he's dancing with another girl, her hips don't move like mine

Insecurity washes over me as I try to make him jealous

But he's not even looking at my direction, oh well

 

He's not that much older, I swear

Oh my god, he looks hot in that sweater

It's the middle of winter, but it's, oh, so hot

I'm falling in love, oh my god

 

He's my height, with the shoes and the hair

We're like together forever

But that's what Jenna said about KC

But they broke up and gave away the baby

 

Okay, this is actually a bop

I think this song might slap

All I need to do is add a beat

And I'm done, voila (Oh my god)