Whatever happened to romance?
• Written by Beatrixxx
Like, why is everybody so shitty and introverted these days?
And those who aren't spend 2 hours oversharing
Like here's a shirtless picture of me at my local gym
And I play instruments, yeah, their air guitar and the cowbell
We eat at a fancy restaurant and he shows up in converse
I told her to wear a skirt and she shows up wearing pants
I order a steak and mashed potatoes, but they asked for a burger
If they keep all this up, I might just commit murder
The point's that there ain't no romance around here
No one writes me sonnets like my dream shakespeare
Sometimes you act so unmannered, I might just disappear
Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to good men?
Whatever happened to romance 'round here?
And if you could only see 'em, then you would agree with me
He thinks it's all right to act like a dickhead 'cause to some it's hot
But guess what? This ain't an anybody you're trying to woo
So have some good advice for you and you and you
Have you no idea that you're in deep? How many secrets can you keep?
Do you really wanna go down that street? 'Cause you know with me it ain't cheap
Have you ever thought of calling once you've had a few?
'Cause it seems lately that you never do, and I'm getting fucking tired of it
The point's that there ain't no romance around here
No one writes me sonnets like my dream shakespeare
Sometimes you act so unmannered, I might just disappear
Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to good men?
Whatever happened to romance 'round here?
You hit me up once again, saying: "I bet you look good under me"
What the fuck, man? You're so perverted, you've become my new aversion
Snap out of it, I'm not gonna be yours, you know how much I have to endure?
And no, I'm not unsure, you're just fucking immature!
The point's that there ain't no romance around here
No one writes me sonnets like my dream shakespeare
Sometimes you act so unmannered, I might just disappear
Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to good men?
Whatever happened to romance 'round here?
The point's that there ain't no romance around here
No one writes me sonnets like my dream shakespeare
Sometimes you act so unmannered, I might just disappear
Whatever happened to romance?
Whatever happened to good men?
Whatever happened to romance 'round here?
