Rap Battle - ROBLOX vs Minecraft
• Written by QQPass
ROBLOX:
I'm ROBLOX, bitch, so just die!
My main objective is for you to cry!
I'm not gonna lie, but seriously,
It's time for you to cry! You're a
rip-off of Infiniminer, even Notch
sais it, so shut your mouth! I don't
care if you say I'm a rip-off of Lego,
Let's not forget that you lag anytime,
so here are my rhymes!
Minecraft:
I'm not just a game, I'm an awarded-winning
work! Just taste my delicious pork!
You'll be so surprised, once you download
me, you don't need internet connection to play me!
The best game ever, second to no other's here,
You just got Pwnd, just leave this battle.
Terraria:
I listened enough! It’s my turn!
Do you think you’re alone? Good luck!
Terraria’s gonna kick your butts!
Watch me beat this Eye of Cthulchu!
I’m gonna throw this demon in the lava
called Voodoo! I’m winning aganist you!
Continue rapping like poo! Who's the
better game? Not you! It's me!
Ok, I'm in a winning stree, you'd better flee!
Mario:
Hey, it's a me, Mario!
I'm from the Mushroom Kingdom, so don't mess with me!
That's the last time you'll be seen!
I'm fighting Goombas and rhymes at the same time!
Don't mess with me! Bloopers role!
I’m gonna finish you, kill you, stomp you, fuck you!
I’m in thousands of Video-Games, I get all the fame!
Am I gonna get rekt by you? Hell not!
I win this, don’t even try to diss!
Sonic:
It’s Sonic! Now comes YOUR END!
Too fast? That’s me! I’m winning, YEE!
Get rekt for me! Don’t look at Sonic 06!
I’m also a Creepypasta, I won aganist M-A-R-I-O!
TOP THAT, ROBLOX! You’re just for kids!
Singing: I’m gonna smash you, kill you,
gotta go fast! It’s my turn! I won, this battle needs
to end now!
Unturned:
Here, the best game HERE, I’m about to
smash zombies, leave me ALONE!
I’m gonna dominate in this rap battle,
I place blocks, but don’t call me a ROBLOX!
I’m gonna make you all un-turned!
Check out me, TURDS! I’m gonna win,
Singing: I’m better than you, you sing like poo, I’m gonna hunt
and kill you… Zombies? I’m out!
