Pandora’s Box

I operate on a level that most of you poor bastards can only dream of

My execution is flawless, so you know that I’m an achiever

Plus my ability to cut through bullshit is nothing short of godly

You’re standing in the presence of greatness, whether you like it or not, bitch

I dominate at everything and I don’t do it through cheap tricks

But through sheer and unrelenting competence

I don’t have to scream to prove I’m legit

Because my actions speak volumes while the rest of you pricks

Flail about like clueless idiots, it’s actually amusing

How people try to step up to me and just end up losing

I outpace, outthink, and outright annihilate them

Without breaking a sweat like I’m at the gym

I don’t entertain mediocrity, if you step into my orbit

And think for one second that I’m gonna suck your dick

Then think again, because I don’t settle for average

And I sure as hell don’t tolerate it, that’s not gonna happen

There’s a reason I don’t engage with the trivial bullshit

That so many of you seem obsessed with

I don’t have time to waste on petty squabbles

Or attempts to undermine me that are just downright awful

My focus is on results, which is something you wouldn’t understand

But then, there’s always that one idiot who thinks they’re the man

The one who thinks they can challenge me or question my superiority

It’s almost endearing how naive you are, but it also worries me

Let me tell you something, loud and fucking clear

Tolerating pathetic fools isn’t how I got here

I’ll rip your pathetic arguments apart with precision

And I won’t even have to try, it’s when people start persistin’

In their stupidity that my patience starts to wear thin

Do you even know who the fuck you’re dealing with

I’ll drag your sorry ass through the dirt if you keep testing me

You think this is a game and that I’m someone you can defeat

Well I’m the fucking rulebook and the referee

And the goddamn champion while you all bow down to me

Your weak attempts are nothing but fuel for my fire

You think you’ve got some kind of edge and that you stand higher

And that maybe you can outmaneuver me but you just need to find out how

That’s fucking adorable, I’ll dismantle every ounce

Of your confidence and feed it back to you, bite by bite

You must truly hate yourself to think crossing me was alright

What part of my unshakable dominance made you think

That you could take me on and that I’d be beat

You’re a joke and you’re a goddamn clown

And I’m about to burn your circus to the ground

You’re a fucking insult to intelligence itself

Stop while you still can to save yourself

Because I don’t just win, I fucking obliterate

There will be nothing left of you but a greasy stain

I’m making it my mission to reduce you to a sniveling pile of dust

Now you’re quiet, too late for that, dumbfuck

You unleashed the beast, and now you’re gonna deal with the consequences

I’ll rain hellfire down on you so hard, your ancestors will feel it

You think I’m being dramatic, fucking watch me, bitch

I’ll take your fragile little ego and smash it into so many pieces

You’ll need a fucking archaeologist to put it back together

I’m done with your whining and your existence in my presence

If you want a fight, you’ve got it, but don’t throw a tantrum

When you realize it was something you were never equipped to handle

You’ve officially crossed into fuck-around-and-find-out territory

I’ll drag you through every circle of hell and laugh while you beg for mercy

There’s no coming back from this, you dumb sack of shit

You opened Pandora’s box, and now you gotta deal with it

I’ll make sure all of your pathetic attempts to try resisting me

Burn down to the ground, and then end in pure, unfiltered misery

So go crawling back to whatever sad little hole you came from, bitch

Try me again, and I’ll make sure you don’t just regret it, you’ll fear it