Superior (ft. Comingforya)

(Chorus: RapBoat)

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags

 

(Verse: Comingforya)

Been through more battles than a soldier with a thousand accolades

Bouquets of fruitcakes stacked like an overly ambitious bakery display

Chilling with my roommates who argue about the true meaning of life

While eating cereal straight out the box

Debating over whether peanut butter or jelly reigns supreme

Ss the spread of the ages, schoolmates

With cool fates, trying to impress with stories of epicness

Like when they survived history class by comparing the Crusades

To their last road trip, while I’m over here still pondering

How microwaved pizza never quite tastes the same the next day

Flexin like Hussein’s ukase, issuing royal decrees

From the comfort of his living room throne, in pajamas that scream

I could rule the world, but first, I need my morning tea with honey, please

With a side of homemade marmalade, newsday's

Headlines promising a new wave of gourmet food trends

 

(Chorus: RapBoat)

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags

 

(Verse: RapBoat)

I think on a plane of existence so fucking high above you, you’re so dumb

Trying to compare us is like comparing a goddamn supernova

To a fucking candle flame, you fucking meatbags

Bove to pat yourselves on the back

For the dumbest shit imaginable

Oh, look at me, I graduated college, should I congratulate ya

For spending four fucking years memorizing bullshit

And still being unable think for yourself fully

Oh, I got a promotion at my job

Yay, you’re now a slightly more useful corporate cog

In the machine, meanwhile, I’m here dominating

And effortlessly outclassing every fucking one of you lame pricks

Making your entire existence look like a fucking joke

And let’s talk about your goddamn intelligence bro

Oh wait, what intelligence, you clueless fucking clowns

Wouldn’t know true intellect if it came up and began to pound

You in the ass, you cry over minor inconveniences

You let your fragile fucking egos get

In the way of progress, and you’re such a goddamn clown

That a simple disagreement sends you into a fucking meltdown

 

(Chorus: RapBoat)

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags

I’m superior in every conceivable way, and

You retarded, slack-jawed, brain-dead

Dipshits will never come close to where I am

You all waddle through life like useless meatbags