Retarded hoes
• Written by Gatoradetears
(Verse 1)
Jack Skellington pajamas.
Bitches in my class love fucking drama.
In 2018, I would get excited when I opened a llama.
Yes, that’s Fortnite.
I really love to drink Sprite.
Disney Princess, 7 short men, Snow White.
Yes, that’s Disney.
I don’t like water, but I need to drink it for my Kidneys.
Bitch, I’m almost seventeen.
Next year going to be an adult.
Bitches are so lame, they come up with
hypocritical insults.
Most of these retards are like a dull pencil.
(Chorus)
Dumb retarded hoes.
I’m like myself, I have my own flow.
Dumb retarded hoes.
Do I like these hoes? Bitch, that’s a no.
(Verse 2)
Junior year coming up.
Captain Underpant’s disguise like, Mr. Krupp.
I like pancakes and syrup.
R.I.P to Aunt Jemima, now I use Mrs. Butterworth’s.
Blue and Green like the planet Earth.
I’m fly like a bird.
Nah, I’m fly like me.
Purple shit, Texas tea.
Search shit up on Wiki.
Wikipedia.
Words making sounds like, onomatopoeia.
One of my favorite foods is Pizza.
(Chorus)
Dumb retarded hoes.
I’m like myself, I have my own flow.
Dumb retarded hoes.
Do I like these hoes? Bitch, that’s a no.
(Verse 3)
Now I’m chilling in my bed.
My favorite color is red.
When these bitches act dumb, I just
shake my head.
Because they act like they’re fucking idiots.
They want to talk shit but, they look fucking hideous.
Candace will never bust you, Phineas.
Cause she is crazy.
Get the fame or get shamed, call you Tracy.
I like rap, but I don’t listen to Jay-Z.
No, I don’t.
Zesty ass Pinocchio asking, father when can I be on my own.
And I just wrote these lyrics on my fucking phone.
