Cousin lovin'.

(Verse starts at 0:23 of beat track)

 

Men punchin' and hittin', women moanin' and hissin'

Everybody is out, to dish a solid ass kickin'

Kids, runnin' around, with a blown up whoopee cushion

Full of razors, scissors and pins, to blow up in your cousin

She's screaming out loud, as those kids hold her down

To the ground, flailing around, like a fuckin' dyin' clown

The cushion then explodes in her, she's done fucked up now

There's no help around, and she's just been impaled, wow

You stare in disbelief, as you reach for your bat

Time to head on down there, and fuckin' show 'em your tatt

Of you and your cousin, with your hand on her twat

You loved her so much, how dare they fuckin' do that

A swing to the head, of some scrawny little punk

Knocks out all his teeth, and all over his mum

She's screaming and crying, as you hit 'em again

No fuckin' way, is anybody walking out of this pen

Another swing and hit, to some other dudes jaw

Has got him stumbling and bleedin', all over the floor

He stops, trips and falls, as you raise up your bat

Ready to bring it down, for another attack

On some other bitch, with her back to your front

You just let it loose, and cave her head in with one

Swing and follow through, with a final stomp

To the back of her head, so the ground gets chomped

People are turnin' on you, you better run or get mobbed

By the crowd of freakish cunts, brandishin' a wet mop

To shove it up your ass, and continue to pop

Each of your eyeballs out, with a nail and rock

But lucky for you, you've got an explosive sock

Full up of shrapnel and just, this rusty old fork

So throw it at 'em all, and continue to knock

All of them to death, with a tick and a tock (boom).