White Subberban Jew
• Written by Ego_the_Kid
Ego_the_Kid's Notes
wrote this very last minute but i still wasn't able to enter it into the cypher because yall mutha fuckas propped it too early (just playin thanks for the love) ill record and edit it soon. feedback is very much appreciated.
yeah when i spit im as weird as can be
nobody ever seems to take me seriously
and somehow i think everyone is inferior to me
with insecurities my name calmrawderie
honestly even i dont know what what the fuck it means
am i good, bad half and half or inbetween
am i an old man stuck in his teens
or a fat women stuck in her jeans
like levi and gee I guess i forgot to include
the small fact that im a young white subberban jew
that sits around all day lookin for something to do
im jacking off till noon or till i find something new
and all my friends say that im a dope rapper
and everyone says i dress the most dapper
the ho snatcher is not what they call me
a bold stature is not how i ball, see?
like mold plaster i melt for all to see
velociraptor i major in archaeology
my apologies visions bad and its hard to see
so parden me never 1 bar written flawlessly
my harmony is less musical more like comedy
i solemnly talk to these people of my colony
psychology astrology cosmology anthology
technology mythology ecology geology
i study all of these come watch with me
dont get it twisted im in a town not city
these bars are inviting and fluffy not gritty
even if i had a girl guarentee shed be not pretty
im not smooth im a fucking klutz
but the problem is i actually give two fucks
i try my fucking hardest to really fit in
when they tell me i suck i actually listen
and take notes like its factually written
then close my eyes for the brutallity given
get it like i close my eyes when they beat me up
consecutively right after they tell me i suck
deez nuts jokes are all that i can make these days
and even they dont make laugh no they dont make me say
damn that was funny i should write it down
the only thing that ive written are these bars im writing now
POW never had a punchline that did that
How? theres no one in my blood line that did rap
they askin that same question when i interview
interview more like im talking to myself while in your room
im in my zone and thats in my home alone
i stay here battle rappin at my garden gnomes
i hardly know the first thing to hip hop
someone say biggie oh didnt he hit pac
or not as you can see i dont know my history
and my other personality is now getting pissed at me
i aint got a producer so spit to youtube tracks
and get eaten up like shaggy and scooby snacks
everything i do is whack im the new riff raff
even if i gotta a mac my computers black
my kick flip is more of a dick twist
and in this rap im anything but vicious
the dishes and this shit is all needing a washing
ill make sure to do that after the floor gets a good mopping
my flow is depressing so it always makes me pout
and my buttons its pressing so im leaving yo im out
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Ego_the_Kid
Member since May 13 2015