Joe Blow

My name is average joe/

just another moe with an ugly flow/

and a corn hole so big it'll make you go whoa/

and yes I live on skid row/

so low on dough you'll be throwing money at my toes/

and a wife so ugly looks like a cracked up Marylin monroe/

I'm very slow/

so fucked up on home grown I be seeing colors like vincent van gogh/ ugly like a carrion crow/

so fucked up on snow they be calling me joe blow/

I pimp the std riddled hoes/

so obvious they're given a golden glow/

I'm just another sock in a puppet show/

owe so much money to the bank their trying to repo my skanks/

and every night I spanked by my pedophile uncle frank/

he calls me his personal sperm bank/

after that he trys to run me down the suicidal plank/

tells me to go to school with a shank/

and steal all the piggy banks/

so he can afford some crank/

and put some money in his gas tank/

and he's finally sank me to the bottom/

falling like autumn/

living in the city of Sodom/

just another slave forced to pick some cotton/

sucking for money has turned my teeth rotten/

trying to earn enough money to blossom/

I proceed with caution/

if the deal goes bad then it's time to play possum/

the opposite of awesome/

better put me up for adoption and find a better looking option/

face that'll make you nauseous/

looks like a bug you try to drain down the faucet/

or at least keep me and make some profit/

I'll clean your house for some chocolate/

and a place to sleep if you'll be modest/

nah fuck you boy were locking you in the closet/

force you to work the streets and steal from pockets/

earn your keep and you'll find a place to sleep/

oh and by the way your new dads a creep/

cover your sheets or he'll take a peek/

and no weeping to the police or you'll find your throat seeping/

and don't try to run away/

I'll know you've went astray when I'm missing my ashtray/

oh and by the way I'll need your help in the bathtub/

there's a sensitive point that I needed you to scrub/

it needs a rub/

my little nub/

after that maybe you can have some grub/

fuck that I'll just die/

hang myself with a long tie and leave a note thats says goodbye.