Randomosity #1

Yo. Uh. (Burp) Excuse me. Check it out.

There once was a boxer wearing boxer briefs,

who had brief boxer beef at a lobster reef

with a rotten teeth, smallpox diseased, guy named Rocky Keith.

Yeah, he's gone, deceased.

After all, he keeps knocking teeth out in the boxing ring

That's why he's called the king. One night, he calls police.

He said he beat a man to death.

Cause he robbed his niece.

He's let off with no charges, free.

And the very next day, he's in the boxing ring,

bouncing on balls of feet.

Then a third fall, defeats

his opponent so bad he's ballin' and on his knees.

That's all. Next week, medicine ball and heat.

Nothin' but pods of peas, bought from the mall, at least.

Reminds me of a time when Mike fights Tyson Kidd

and his bison bit right into Tyson's rib.

Fightin' with life at risk,

catching a violent frisk,

Couldn't take it, so Mike sliced Tyson's wrists.

Night night, Tyson, your wife and kids

are not liking this. You white narcissus

But how the fuck could you be white?

You don't even exist.