I Love Myself <3

I'm wacker than fuck, a stupid person running amuck,

and I'm too young for people to be praying I get hit by a truck,

Dumb shit, welcome to my world, every day I degrade myself,

no need for haters, motherfuckers, I do that shit myself,

My flows been going for too long for you to just ignore it.

but I promise i wont spazz on your track, I'll just bore it,

till everyone stands up and is going home

I'll beg em please, my shit aint as wack as that!

That was just for practice, bitch, oh please,

wont a motherfucker love me? OK, let's see.

I'm not the hardest nigga. I've never had a white cop cuff me.

My name is ei-ric, and I live in the suburbs,

my mother used to read me old mother Hubbard,

i steal shit from the cupboard, and I'm not the next come-up,

Anyone can one-up me, don't even have to try,

And I know shit for slang, I'll just say "hi"

My mother always thought I would grow up to be a loser,

Hey, my next purchase is a wood-grain Pt cruiser,

And when i rap people gather around,

and laugh just at the sound,

and maybe I'll wake up another fucking day,

and say "goddam, every dog has it's day,"

But today aint the day so if you comin to say

shit, give me a call and I'll help find something to say!