Round one - FIGHT!

Okay, you say you stay true,

But when you head home your face is black and blue

You got all bloodied before you even knew

Man, you've got some Grade-A friends, I bet they stayed for the view.

You're a stupid cunt, that line that you crossed, oh, you drew that too?

You got shitty times, bad troubles. Your rent is a month over-due.

You waste your money on this bitch, you need to start anew.

I have talent to waste, I think I have some for you; Achoo!

Fuck you and your wack rapping, the only thing that you have going is your life of backpacking.

You say you're tired of this shit, but this is like two in the morning, you lack napping.

You watched too much porn, you're getting blisters from all this fapping.

I can't hear you, too many people are clapping,

the only reason that you can't hear is because you're getting too much slapping.

I'm thinking of one last line to finish this off...

Bagels.

Yeah...