The Devil Speaking

Testing, testing, is this thing on?

 

Hi everyone, this is the devil speaking,

I just want to let you know that hell is leaking.

I've begun the spread of my plague,

so why not come sit with me in the shade.

Come on, find a chair, don't be shy, grab a beer.

A fifth of vodka outta help ya with your nausea.

If not I gotta whole mess of drugs to prescribe ya.

Just let me know what you need,

I can help you, so long as you bow down at my feet.

Accept me as your lord above all,

you best respect me, or you too shall fall.

Satan is a name you should be proud to serve,

Eden is not a place that you deserve.

I wasn't born yesterday.

So trust me when I say,

"I know what's best for you".

In fact I've been here at least a year or two,

back when you first picked up that pipe,

that knife, that strife.

that night you first felt me inside you,

the day you found that you were lied to.

That's when I latched on,

that's when I first wrote this song.

You didn't even realise, but I had poisoned your mind with lies,

and now it's too late to hide, you can't even run,

cause I'm not done, I still wanna have some fun.

Let's go out tonight, hit the clubs and bars all night.

Get rowdy, start some fights. Hit with clubs and bars all night.

This is what you wanted right?

To release your aggression?

To teach any fool who steps to you a lesson?

Well pay attention, cause this is how you do it.

Come on, I thought you said that you knew this.

Like I said, it's all light hearted,

you know they aint really hurt, it's just cathartic.

They could never feel the pain that you feel.

They could never withstand a shame that real.