No Hook Rapping *Happy late Vale...

Call me insane for no reason

You're the kid committing all this fucking treason

You're spitting lies faster than a cult on holiday season

I'm just trying to pay the half a million owed to the IRS and then break even.

But it seems that nobody is listening because I'm still shot and bleeding

Yelling so hard, but I just get pushed over, call me red rover.

Hopefully I can get lucky and catch a four leaf clover.

I'm a nerd with no life, stay inside like a vampire-gopher.

Yea, but I still try to say what I mean and rap like a king, but I'm no rap god

I'm a thespian that's getting into scene

I'm like uncooked rice, soaking up every fucking thing.

You're like a under-cooked bean

Gassing everyone up, if you know what I mean.

Rapping because I'm bored, but it would seem it's still not productive.

I can write if I want, never smoke weed, but I could - like FUCK IT!

I could kill myself but I'm not dude - never kick the bucket!

You're trying to be Hemi-engine but you're too rusted.

No... no- not you, no, you're good, I like you. I was talking about you! Fucking hoe.

 

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Fuck the way that you're rapping

Fuck your free time, you waste it napping.

The 1980's called they want their dictionary back.

...What the fuck kind of word is groovy, dude, you sound like your from the Austin Powers movie

Oh, damn, crossed the line, sorry.. Let me fix it with more rhymes.

Oh fuck the way that I'm single, you're lucky I don't pop off on these hoes like a fucking Pringle.

I know that you have an STD, just like how I know that you cut your arms, Spidey-Sense Tingle!

So, I might rap it up with a present... Happy late Valentine's Day.

 

Bring a condom...

 

 

 

;)