voldemort rap (with Music)

hey you goin' to bed?!

Mind if I slytherine?!

 

 

 

And send you into toxic liquid mixed with wingardium leviosa,

I'm Voldemort wondering why every wizard tiresome

It ain't my fault Harry started to cry

Tried to warn the little nigga either stop or die

Die motherfuckin die, hope yo' nigga ass fry, don't ask why

Ron and Hermione best say their goodbyes.

He hit me on aim, I respond, he replies

In this cracked crack fag back slab in disguise

Them haters wishing they could see my demise

These fake ass wizards steady acting like devise

Wont mention no names (coughs) DUMBLEDORE

 

I'm the dark lord lil' niggas

HeyHarry go catch that snitch

and don't be a bitch

I got Myrtle moanin on mah dick

Hey you Ron Weasley you is such a prick

Oh your friends are sick

Killing these niggas off quick

P.s eh I ain't trying to nit pick

 

Hey you know Hufflepuffs?

Psh, I killed them off like flies

Why go for Ginny she ain't got no tits?!

If I was you , I'd be through the exit.

Cant forget she looks like the Grinch

and you look like a dementor bitch

Soon she'll be causing a humungous red storm

Oh wait she's already on her period

Always wondered why she was a bitch

Wouldn't be surprised if you cheated on the whore

Motherfuckin Hagrid got better taste than you

You say you love her , don't tell no lies

I might have no nose but I can smell bullshit!

Ever wondered why Malfoy was such a prick

It's coz he caught you chomping on dobby's dick.

 

 

 

Beth Haycock