my kinda gal

She gets on with life as a footballer,

She's a generous kinda gal.

She likes watching films and racing snails.

She likes to contemplate the wife.

But when she starts to daydream,

Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

 

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

 

Sometimes I look at her and I look into her eyes,

I notice the way she thinks about the mistress with a smile,

Curved lips she just can't disguise.

But she thinks it's the wife making her life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for her to decide which she loves more?

The Wife or...

The Mistress?She likes to use words like 'macho' and 'muppet.'

She likes to use words about the wife.

But when she stops her talking,

Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

 

Sometimes I look at her and I look into her eyes,

I notice the way she thinks about the mistress with a smile,

Curved lips she just can't disguise.

But she thinks it's the wife making her life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for her to decide which she loves more?

The Wife or...

The Mistress?She likes to hang out with Jason and Kate.

But when left alone,

Her mind turns straight to the mistress.

 

Sometimes I look at her and I look into her eyes,

I notice the way she thinks about the mistress with a smile,

Curved lips she just can't disguise.

But she thinks it's the wife making her life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for her to decide which she loves more?

The Wife or...

The Mistress?She hates dead fish and wasp nests.

But she just thinks back to the mistress,

And she's happy once again.