I'm Better Than You

I am truly one of the greatest real OG's!

I'll eat your mother's pussy up like it is fricken goat cheese.

Yo momma likes me a hell of a lot more than I like her.

That old bastard's a cougar, and I'm a divine tiger.

Where's your dad during all of this? Well, he's trying to crawl back

from that giant kick I shot at his little midget ballsack.

All of these pussy-ass dumb bums are tryna act like me.

So I ripped their testicles off. Call that a free vasectomy!

Step up, trick! My fist will have sex with your fugly face,

which will leave blood semen all over the motherfuckin place.

You can't fill these shoes, fucker. You keep being you, cunt.

You couldn't fill this cup either but you wanna feel it up!

You outrapping me? I'll put you back in your place.

I win about as much Masanobu Sato masturbates.

I'm a jewel thief, and your mother's a lousy chunk of copper.

But if she wants to suck this dick, it would be rude to stop her.

We do this thing called the faucet where I squeeze her tits

until she cums and after that I lather my hands with it.

Now this is just the shitty beginning. Here comes the #aftermath

and #after #that, I'll #whack #your #dad and #smack #you #bad, you #wack-#ass #brat. Now #that's #a #fact!

 

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak.

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak,

and your words are #weak, and you diss like #Meek.

Why won't you just shut the fuck up, you freak?

 

I am not quitting now. That's not how T-Sizzle operates.

I will make your bitch-ass cry in front of your conglomerates.

Lord of the Rings? You're more like the Lord of the Flies.

I don't read but that's what your disgusting filthiness implies.

You are the synonym of trash, with swarming diseased mosquitoes.

My johnson is a brotwurst, and yours is a half-eaten Cheeto.

I'll hit you so damn hard that it shall break the laws of gravity.

I will make a bomb-ass album just like good kid, m.A.A.d city.

I am gonna tittyfuck your mom and tongue-punch her clitoris.

Your mother's the dark chocolate of pussy cuz she's the bitterest.

I'm clean. No drugs, no drinks, nobody's touched my penis either

but if I told them to, they'd be all over my wood like beavers.

I know a lot of girls that want to get with me in bed.

So here's a list of girls who want this cock off the top of my head:

It goes Katy Perry, Sasha Grey, Jamie and Britney Spears,

Ronda Rousey and Sia want to swing from my chandelier.

#Rihanna, #Shakira, #Madonna, #The #Bieber, also Katie Cassidy...

The rest just continues with mostly members of your family.

I'm the Chuck Norris of rap. I stop chainsaws with my #penis.

#See #this #mean #fist? I'll #swing #it 'til you get flashbacks to the #fetus faster than #cheetahs.

 

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak.

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak,

and your words are #weak, and you diss like #Meek.

Why don't you just shut the fuck up, you freak?

 

#I'm #the #realest like a blooming #amaryllis in the sunlight.

I can make your woman cum really hard if it is done just right.

That is quite #correct. Get #wrecked. I spit fire like a dragon.

I'll pick your blubbery mother up in my sister's wagon.

I have a jam-packed package, partner. And don't you forget it!

Fuck your friends, fag! They won't get this dick because this fruit's forbidden.

Flavorful fun for fairly faithful fellows to freak with.

They'll feel they have #affection for a #legend like Chrissy Teigen.

I win so often that they'll soon run out of first place pedestals.

I've better things to do. I'll stop this track short like your genitals.

 

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak.

I know that you wish you were just like #me.

I know that you wish you weren't the #epitome

of a #pity #geek. When you rap, you #shriek,

your rhymes just #reek, and your flow is #bleak,

and your words are #weak, and you diss like #Meek.

Why can't you just shut the fuck up, you freak?