Sonic.exe vs Sanic
• Written by JTJParadox
Sanic:
Gotta go fast gotta go fast gotta go fast,
your game is so boring I'd rather play Outlast.
You may have killed all the Sonic characters but only the classic ones,
Tell me have you ever heard of Shadow or Silver I bet you don't SON!
360 No-scope I say that with durability,
you may have more combat experience but I got motherfreakin' agility!
You may be famous but at least I have more than 2 games,
Knackles help me burn this devil in flames!
Sonic.exe:
Hello wanna play with me nah I thought not,
but you have to anyways cause you have just been caught!
You think you're gonna win I'm the greatest campfire story ever told,
meanwhile your design looks like it was drawn from a 5-year old!
Wanna try that again too bad you are easily disliked,
Your too slow to run away I'll put your head on a pike!
Go MLG on me all you want but just remember this fraud,
wanna know why I keep coming back is because I AM GOD!
Sanic (MLG Forms):
You say you are flawless but what about your crappy spin-offs,
of crappy exe games cough Squidwards Suicide.exe Cough cough.
You are boring your main game is what left me snoring,
you say I'm weak look at these bombs I'm storing.
I gave people epilepsy with my loud theme,
better prepare to be ready to get beat by this meme.
You cant teleport away for I'm about to leave you burned,
You stand a chance against me ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
Super Sonic.exe:
You made me mad and you'll regret that choice Sanic,
your rhymes are even worse than the voice actors of Tanic.
I'll drag you into my realm where I unleash death rays and red beams,
If I can kill Tails and Knuckles with my bare fists than I can handle this meme!
Look back BOO gotcha I gotta admit you left me appauled,
for your rhymes are even worse than when I fought the Tails Doll.
The amount of people who survived me very few,
I have to ask 1 more question READY FOR ROUND 2!!??
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JTJParadox
Member since June 24 2015