Shaving Cream Pt.1
• Written by TheOtherSwift
This is part of a freestyle experiment
I'd like to be able to improvise verses to this song
It's an easy song to sing, and you only need words
that rhyme with one word...
so here's a question...
how do you make a up a funny verse
with one definite rhyme in it
on the spot?
I recently went to the dentist
he fitted his drill with a bit
Although I have brushed on the daily
he said that my breath smelled like shaving cream...
[Chorus]
I met with this man on the corner
I figured that he was a Brit
He asked me to point where the loo was
for he had to go push out some shaving cream…
[Chorus]
Remember your days as a Boy Scout
when you earned your widdling chit
and then for your Eagle scout project
you shoveled a shack full of shaving cream…
[Chorus]
I took my wife out to go shopping
we're looking for pants that would fit
but she's got a mole on her backside
that looks like a big lump of shaving cream…
[Chorus]
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TheOtherSwift
Member since June 15 2015