Silly Jim

Yo my names silly Jim

got a willy that will make you chilly from the touch

freeze your hand from the first clutch

oh shit I busted a nut now my pee holes frozen shut

in my little hut near the Netherlands

where me, Marilyn, a bunch of skeletons, and George Zimmerman

all see who can eat the most cinnamon

while listening to breaking Benjamin

were all friends and it's genuine

but I am not a gentlemen

come here Marilyn you sexy broad

let's redo some like it hot

here let me read you the plot

Tony and Jack are shot in the first scene

then it's just you and me

first black and white porn on TV

so I start the franchise in 1857

an absolute sunrise sent from heaven

glad my right arm it strengthened

not to mention the dirty minded freshman

who demanded it without question

and begin his obsession

each and every session worst than the last

behind in every class now he got an eye on a lass

grabbed a flask so his maturity would seem vast

got her attention and invited her home for dinner

met his mother went up stairs had to prove he's a sinner

pull up the computer screen picture

and pour a few shots of liquor with a chittery elixir

where they watch two female adults scissor

and freshman wants to pop a blister and utters a whisper

I know my sister is in the next room, but do you want to do the do?

I mean like screw

her blue eyes say yes and silly Jim passed the test

should I go for the chest I mean she's the guest

oh whatever bitch undress and confess to your utmost desires