SammyClassicSonicFan vs Super Mi...
• Written by JTJParadox
Super Minecraft Kid:
YOU ARE FUCKING GAY OK PLEASE UNDERSTAND,
I'LL WRITE THIS ALL IN CAPS IF I HAVE TO AND YOU'LL BE
BANNED!
STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MARBLES AND SHOVE THEM
UP YOUR ASS,
BY THE END OF THIS BATTLE I'LL DISS YOU FAAAAAAAASSSST!!
By the end of this battle oh wait I said that already DAMMIT,
YOU'RE JUST A GAY FUCKING MARIO FAGGOT!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN GOOD
GAMES,
ONLY MINECRAFT HALO AND FNAF ARE GOOD EVERYTHING
ELSE IS LAME!
YOU THINK YOUR RANTS ARE GOOD OH SHUT THE FUCK UP,
IF YOU WANNA WIN THIS FIGHT YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR
LUCK UP!
You think the FPS genre is bad well FUCK YOOOUUUUU,
I always complain about twats like you but this time you're through!!
NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE ME ANGRY LIKE THAT NERD,
YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS MADE ME SHAT OUT A FUCKING TURD!
MY RHYMES SUCK ASS YEAH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT,
BUT YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG KID NOW YOU'RE IN FOR VERBAL COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!
SammyClassicSonicFan:
HEAR WE GO Oh no a faggot,
let me slash my sword on it as I try to attack it.
Why you have quite a mouth on you sir I must say,
if anything it is you who is gay.
How dare you mock Mario and say that Sonic's a rip-off,
every time I watch your videos I blow out a cough.
Now It's time to access my rage turnin' you into rubbish,
just like my rating for Call Of Duty Ghosts you are frickin' GARBAGE!!!!
RRRRGH you are just frickin' trash,
I can make a better rap when I have a butt rash!
In fact that's what reading your whole verse was like,
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW now it's time to strike!!
STOP HATING ON SONIC FOR NO REASOOON,
If anything you deserve execution and treason!
I'll prove to you in this battle you have no chance of winnin',
just remember this tip ONLY I CAN HAVE AN OPINION!!!!!!
Super Minecraft Kid:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK,
I'M SWEARING FOR NO REASON IN THIS BATTLE YOU'RE OUT
OF LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL SCREAM UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED SO TRY TO DEFLECT THAT,
YOU'RE A FUCKING GAY ASS STRIPPER WITH A WOODEN
SWORD AND MARIO MUSTACHE!!
*Sniff* *Sniff* I DON'T FUCKING CARE,
you're graphics are as bad as Minecraft's squares!
Rippin' holes in you in this battle like it was your love for Sonic,
how can you even beat me if you're always laughed at by Chadtronic!
HE'S A FUCKING FINN THE HUMAN RIP-OFF JUST LIKE YOU,
ON YOUR STUPID SHITTY ADVENTURES AND YOU HAVE NO
CREW!
EMOTIONS ARE WHAT MATTERS BUDDY CANT YOU FUCKING
SEE,
When it comes to video games i'm a FUCKING MINECRAFT MC!
Anything you say I'll scream at you back,
I'll smoke weed everyday since I'm FUCKING BLACK!
Morgan's a FUCKING SLUT you and her should BURN IN HELL,
for both of you hating on PLAYSTATION ALL STAR BATTLE
*Beat Stops* ROYYYAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
*Beat Continues*
Sammy The Classic Sonic Fan:
I improved over the years and I'm gonna show you how,
hang yourself on a rope because there's no way to escape now.
Well kiss my ass if that's really what you think,
you're so stupid you think that Minecraft is better than Link!
I mean Legend Of Zelda a rip-off of Minecraft man c'mon,
there's only one frickin' similarity now get out and be gone.
Me step up to your level sorry I don't scream from the basement,
nobody liked you to begin with so just face it!
I may have made Re-uploads but I'm going full-god mode,
I showed this little faggot who's boss and he just got owned!
I got the need for speed and to succeed I need to diss rap this cunt,
it's not my fault in life you never pulled off a good stunt!
There's only one more way to finish off this noob,
you don't deserve to be on the internet get the hell off of Youtube!
At no point in life have you ever done a good deed,
get off of the internet forever you make everyone's ears bleed!
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JTJParadox
Member since June 24 2015