rap battle

You think you could rap all day, but please don't

Got other lyrics cause these won't

get you anywhere but lyrically beaten

so run away, stay back, ya cretin.

 

My musical style is distinctly sweeter

than any rhyme you've ever seen

I hit it anytime, I'm the verbal king

All you rap about is mama's and tits

Shows me you're a bitch, why don't you spit it like it is?

 

No respect dude, shit, this is a diss

Switch everything you spit, hit this kid, it's a bliss

you know your lines ain't tight, get them like this,

Dude you can't even write! They sound like piss

 

please, you're an illiterate bitch

Ya always seem to be high and misinterpret shit

I said it: my last rhyme was a diss, did you miss it ?

I'm too fly for you dude, call me aeronautics

 

What you bringing ain't hot, so don't claim to spit fire

I'm everything that you're not, even my name you admire

I'm the baddest you ever battled and I'm crazy, look closer

So you can see the perfection in the reflection of my lines

For real, I've elected my own collection of rhymes

 

So, Alright sit tight

I’ve had enough of this bitch fight

Now, when I come at you like a fist fight

And knock you the hell out and tell you good night

Don’t get uptight

I am your kryptonite making you out like a superman transvestite

With an overbite sucking off a hermaphrodite….and

I've already screwed you seven times like the seven dwarfs screwed snow white

 

So you need to step aside

You just got disqualified

I’ll leave you wide-eyed and tongue-tied

Cause, your rap style just got rejected and then denied

I hit you so hard you just got hit from your blindside

I am Jekyll and Hyde

I’ll screw with your mind and leave you to dry

High jack your brain like you got shanghaied

 

Son, you need to commit suicide before I turn this into homicide

And you get buried alive from my lyrical avalanche and landslide

My lines make you go cock eyed

Why you looking at me so damn cross eyed?

Like your lines got hog tied

While your mind went for a walk and got stir-fried

 

See, I’m emitting and hard hitting

No kidding

Unwitting, outbidding

Everything that you’re submitting

I’m switch hitting and still winning

Out spitting the shit that you’re omitting

No bullshitting you’ll never touch this flow that I’m transmitting

 

See why you try to compete when you’re non-competitive

I’ve asked people if your lines are tight…their response was negative