Mr.Ming; A Ninja Swing King

RING ! RING !

 

O' wait, that was my phone, didn't recognise' my new ringtone

 

Excuse me while ill be ramberling, .. haha guees who it is..

 

Its Mr Ming!, ringa ding ding... Ever heard a ninja sing?

Well now you will, coz, Mr Ming is a ninja swing king kinda thing.

Loves partyin' while hes minglelin'

Enjoyin' be away some, from hes belovin' Beijeng

 

And when he's here, he dosn't care..

Showin' of he's favorite bling bling, all fake, give or take.

Guess Ming is a weird offspring, but thats just he's thing

the dear ninja king /Always here celebratin, when he's done

some cruel battlein' -Oh, here he goes.. Mr.Ming

Sensei... doing it hes own way, full on , with no delay o'o'o' kay'

 

- I can see just what he is thinking- And soon we will be

aggressivly drinking... Mr.Ming ? /He wants, Sake' Sake'

and then he'll be doing some fuckee' fuckee..

NinjA, , A proper fucka.. - withA' KatanA, on a bloody raid

'Down in sweeeet home alabamA!

 

He might sound a little off

But I promise

He's A Boss, mooded, , looking swaggy with he's arms across and

he beats all the sissies at lacross

-today and every sunDay, Hooray -

raisin' all kind of gay fuss..He dosn't care, coooz..

He's a Boss....

 

It's never ending, Mr.Ming and he's glory bathin'

Not for Fame -He's just lovin' the Game..

 

Swing!, rinkading, kung Fu, aced pace'd, - Mojo Madness, So long -

Now he's gone

King kong wrote this song..

 

Ding ding, ding batta bing, sing, sing...

relax, party to max, ...let Mr.Ming do he's thing

havin' a funky prime time

Always ready

To give a piece of he's mind, one of a kind

- clearly derailed, its long ago that boat sailed. -

.But Its fine, Mr.Ming will always shrine.

 

...Just enjoying some magical time...

-Puff! Puff! Pass it on, and go join a weird Singalong-

 

And now Mr.Ming is really Gone