Bad Luck Freestyle

Things just ain't the same for teenagers

It used to be fun 'til I cut my mom up with a razor

Burnt my fuckin' nuts assembling a laser

So I smashed it to pieces with a spiked sledgehammer

Got shocked twice by lightning just tryna check the weather

And yelled "Bite me" to the sky just to see if God would fight me

Went on a killing spree, and only lost my left knee

I'm 'bout to overdose in a tub like Whitney

On ritalin like Britney

On a binge

I'm a damn door off the hinge

On the fringe of having a sudden twinge

Driving a fucked up car off a bridge

Still on the winch

And hopefully this summer Nate grew another inch taller

Since he so short he can't get smaller

I'm gonna pay a dollar to alter my appearance

So you won't know it's me when I splat onto the terrace

But in all fairness, I'm one of the rarest

Even though I hardly ever use a chorus

And I look at other rappers like I'm a tourist

At a zoo looking at the exotic tortoises

Taking Valium at 100 times the average doses

This is all about how my bad luck goes and

As I finish this freestyle until the next

You'll see the wait of a legend