Runey battle

Alright, now everyone put down your phones and listen to cones.

Level three?

If I can recall correctly you didn't even make it to level sixtythree,

I was the true bees knees, no one got in the way of me,

you're just a newbie, puny, runescape groupie and a little bit loony.

 

Someone pass me a doobie,

I'm gonna solve this mystery quicker than scooby,

I should be the star in a runescape movie,

even Zezima fears me, "cones can I have a autograph quickly?"

Sorry Zezima, not unless you give me free marijuana,

Level 99 in farming I'm a marijuana farmer, wearing full sick cunt armor

 

You say you're a survivor? Here's a reminder,

I was the one who put you in a wilderness coma, gave you PvP Ebola,

Now you're not so sure if fighting my pure was the right idea at all,

I don't wanna put you back in lumbridge it's a really long fall,

and sorry for stealing your bronze long sword,

I know it was the only thing you could afford.