Rap Battle #6

This battle is like a bad strip tease,

long, tedious and boring,

30 seconds in, I'm snoring,

consider this an early warning

because my words are haunting,

daunting.

Once I'm done, I'm over to your place,

'cuz I heard your sis gives good head,

she's mine after you drop dead,

so I guess that justifies your fast pace

to grab the nearest mace in severe haste

because you're scared, I can see your pale face,

and it's there with good reason,

challengers are handled here like they committed treason.

And I guess that's true,

as you're challenging the lyrical king,

oh, did that hurt you, well then go fucking sue,

you're about as intimidating as a cheap cock ring.

Your words can't hit me, failing to diss me,

because, you see now that you can't flee

should of considered that, shouldn't've ya,

you ask for mercy, I say nah

what's in your yard, I got a Rottweiler,

heard you got a Chihuahua,

consider that, and yet you battle me, I ask are you sure?

My dog will maul you, I record it

sell it on DVD,

better quality than a show on AMC

story covered by the BBC.

 

Watch the streets,

be careful where you put your feet,

because my crew might be just round the corner,

put your false ass into permanent sleep,

give you room for a nervous peep

then we give you some lead in your head,

do you want a receipt?

Here's a tip,

if we got beef, don't be in my presence,

double time it out of there before I pull out the weapon I equipped,

just use your fucking noggin,

it's not really rocket science,

is it?

I'll steamroll all over your rap act

my bullets send you into shock on impact,

I use FMGs, because they're compact,

thought you should know that,

a man should know what I slay them with,

another fact, I'm more cynical than the Brits,

when it comes to dirty work, I wont even flinch.

Man, what an easy win this has been,

you're another foolish victim,

you can't handle guns without adult supervision,

and I was sent on a mission,

to destroy fake fucks,

I get a ton of bucks,

when I enter the room, what bedlam erupts

what a hellhole it becomes.

Can't handle the heat,

get the fuck out this kitchen,

won't see my rounds coming,

put you in critical condition.