Introduction at Adams
• Written by JRod
May I have your attention, please.
I have an announcement to make .
Y'all,
Coming at ya from the South.
And look close here, watch my mouth.
NO fake lip sync, no theft,
There is not any doubt.
You can see me from the crowd...
Wait, I left my whole intro out.
Allow me to introduce myself
just before I start to spout.
I'm JayRed,
or J-Rod,
off the top of my head,
no rappin façade.
I'd be obliged if you,
from this contest, withdrew.
I'm a one-man crew,
May be more than you knew
Your whole brain with undo,
Won't even have a clue,
Cuz once you're subdued
Madness will ensue.
Straight outta the blue.
May be li'l askew?
Simply misconstrued.
From your point of view,
too good to be true
for just my debut?
Simply overdue.
Go ahead pull out your thesaurus,
Cuz right now I'm starting the chorus.
My rhythm is impenetrable,
perfect in ev'ry syllable.
My vocabulary's enormous,
I've built an unbreakable fortress.
So go and run and run, Forrest,
Cuz in the bridge, I am remorseless.
Does this disqualify the battle?
Need approval from the squad,
but I'm pretty darn sure, Mr. Adams
that LeCrae's been bank robbed.
It's simply the truth.
If you're not amused,
I almost am through,
my words left are few.
I'm free-styling, just cuz I got no time
to figure out what I need to say to rhyme.
Do not be surprised if you're wowed,
I'm simply very well endowed.
With help from Pike, for my final salute,
I drop the mike, and bid you adieu.
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JRod
Member since September 5 2015