abe lincoln
• Written by Anonymous
yo Jefferson, are you ready?
four score and seven years ago
our fathers brought forth a new nation
Where you and the south were my foe
So why don't you just let me show
how real men fight their wars
You want blood? Ill give you a flood
Shiloh, There you go
I'ma whoop your butt sixteen times
just like my presidency
My speeches last a lifetime
your's don't even make it past dinnertime
you're pathetic, bronchitic, need a medic?
They call me honest abe
so take a seat babe
I will tell you no lies
you are nothing but flies
I will deprive you of your lives
while me and my men have food
you and your men are nude
your uniforms are a joke
they make me laugh so hard i think i'm gonna choke
The name is Davis
But you can call me Finis
Good luck,
‘cause this battle’s finished
I don’t know what you’re thinking
“Save this Union”
More like
“Destroy your Constitution”
I stand for one thing and one thing only
States Rights,
something I can own to
Unlike you and slavery, a confused relationship
Before ’63 I didn’t hear a pip
I guess I understand though
You and your pops didn't grow
How sad
You never had a seed to sow
But here in the South,
We don't need to sow
An entire economy primed
A nation set to go
you rap worse than miley cyrus
Why you got so much shyness
My legacy has left me timeless
your just the president of eternal bias
leader, I am one
speaker's my job too
but davis what do you do?
either? nope neither!
Freedom is freedom no matter the season
Admit it you have been beaten
you cretin, my laugh is full of mirth
and government of the people
by the people, for the people
Shall not perish from this earth
Leadership
Is that what we discussin'?
When you're more tyrannical than a Russian
I don't know how to put it Abe
But I got to
Compared to my generals
Yours look like shitzus
Nevermind that now
"cause we're here to stay
Just accept it
And we won't make you pay
Hands off Sumter,
Hands off the Potomac
And we'll ride off into the sunset
But refuse our demands
Reject our sovereignty
Then you'll truly see
What it really means
To face off with
A white supremacy
God Bless
The almighty Confederacy
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