Thug Madness

Whatever happened to my Monday afternoon,

I was supposed to lay down, stay cool inside my room,

But instead, the ladies made it there, pooling up like goons,

And shit went straight from reality right into the Looney Tunes,

 

They were talkin' bout experience to gain while at the college,

But it all was for the lust to bust a move and cause some carnage,

My mind was barely active, and my body felt like garbage,

But a part of me apart from me was trying to gain some bondage,

 

Took the honor on myself to keep an eye straight on my roomie,

But I lost him very quickly, went from sick to feeling gloomy,

Shit was intricate and weird, felt like I was in a movie,

Where the people were all friendly and they acted like they knew me,

 

I felt like in the end I was an item that they needed,

They needed freedom but proceeded to get me in case it's heated,

No need for fucking mace, they knew that they would be well treated,

I was just a fucking face to watch them dance as they proceeded,

 

We ran on just the hope that maybe we can see them later,

But they dropped it last second, now I see the two as traitors,

I'm not a fucking hater, but I wanna get laid,

It was like getting a promotion where the boss was getting paid,

 

This girl is fucking goofy, and so was number two,

I would have had a better time if we just visited a zoo,

But instead, I was locked in with all the animals inside,

I could not do much to help, I knew I'm stuck here for the ride,

 

Didn't drink or smoke, I was sweaty feelin' heavy,

My buddy from my hall also didn't feel as ready,

It ended with them leaving, me and him just walking back,

And I promise next time, I be stayin' in the shack.