Rap for realest
• Written by IzacWenck
VERSE 1
Nice to meet you my name is lloyd
Your voice sounds like pink
without the floid
Im getting annoyed,
face it
if it weren't for blowjobs
you would be unemployed
and your mom comes to me
askin for my d
Welcome to the real world
life without lag
gamer tag reads fag
you look like a brony
wearin your khaki
cryin mommy
help me
im about to piss
into the abyss
of my own failure
VERSE 2
Now look kid
Your brain looks like a pyramid
triangular
and all its capable of is
giving you a boner
Fucking stoner
Fucking loner
How you live your life is a mystery
with all that acne
I shot your dog
He cried like a bull frog
watch out for the second attack
here it comes
I come here for the slums
Where we eat bums
like you
for breakfast
and then we have a foursome with mums
by the way your mums the hottest
better buy some condoms
for the gang bang
Whats your name?
Alex Yang, from the Bazooka Joe Gang
Fuck you
Fuck your life
Fuck you mom
And your wife
kill your dad
won't that make you real mad
my dick
in your sisters rear
knock knock
click lock
chop rock
boom
now you have met your doom
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IzacWenck
Member since April 14 2015