Mikey Diss
• Written by tlhound
Okay Mikey I'm tired of you and your underwear
This ain't some lesbian vanity fair
Don't we all know that your di%#k is shorter than my pubic hair !!
And if your feeling shy about it being that small
Go join Colby Benner and Caitlyn Jenner in the shower stall!!
Looks like things are going south, did I forget to mention Mike likes mouth !!
Okay I know you didn't freestyle that, so you had to think about it and write it
If I took a plagiarism checker, I could always cite it
You insult me about my football skills, wait till I score a touchdown
*I'm just looking at the moment,
Where I'm in the endzone just going through the motion,
How your sister bends down in front of me, slow motion
Right behind her, I drop the ball wide open
I then go so hard, Blake need's to give me his extra soft lotion
LOOK YOUR STANDING THEIR FROZEN
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Guys all I said was just basic stuff,
This is what happens when I don't write enough
This the revenge of baasit hound, the underdog
I know you all hatin', but understand mikey is only talk
So let me be carried on the backs of teamates, while you fucking walk
I hope you learned your lesson
That if you want to rap battle me again
Your going to my fucking blessing
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tlhound
Member since August 10 2015