PlatedNipples
• Written by FreeMason
[Verse 1]
I'll fuckin', murder your average rapper
And fuck Drake, he shoulda been a Raptor
Or stuck as an actor
Cause he ain't got shit on Will Shatner
Chatter, chatter, and more chatter
It just happens that I'm sadder than the Mad Hatter
Cause Rihanna's bladder went splatter in Chris's car
And he didn't fuck her up till her blood splatters
On the front window and her head drops like a pillow
Under Willow Smith's head after getting whipped
Get it? That's funny like sayin' Taylor Swift got tits
She'll probably hate me after this shit
Cause I decided to spit villainous
Like the fuckin' Joker was feelin' it
It's Free Mason, whoops I meant Satan
Is behind the word's I'm playin'
[Beat Breathes For Hook]
[Verse 2]
I'm awkward, like when I'm called a nigger
Cause I rap, and I guess they know my dick is bigger
Then your average killer
But the catch is I cum quicker
Than Vin Diesel on Evel Knievel's vehicle
Chasin' after Steven Seagel wit Mr. Wonder in the backseat
While tellin' Heather Mills to run at a track meet
(What the flying fuck is this nigga sayin'?)
It's a fuckin' amputee joke
Next thing you know they'll be puffin on some artichoke
I'll outclass Charles Manson
And make his fuckin' crimes look handsome
When I bash your dad's head till he's dead then ask for ransom
Smack your fuckin' todler while he throws a tantrum
Say I got tourette's on my tracks and curse at random
Fuck shit, suck my dick bitch
And if you fuckin' say no you'll be eatin' a dyke's clitoris
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FreeMason
Member since July 14 2015