Sports

I met your girl, and she let me have the touchback

From twenty yards out and I still got to punt that

We did a celebration dance until she got to her endzone

I still get to pitch to her, but you've ended up in her friendzone.

 

We had a rough night, bruised and bit looking like a rugby scrum

And your mom on the sideline screaming out "I love you son."

I'm the best money can buy, I'm the Yankees to your Cubs.

Like watching Randy Johnson verses some unlucky dove.

 

This Diamondback is in shape like it's 2001.

I never knew it was this easy to hit a walkoff run.

You just saw Tiger playing mini golf, ARod in Tball

Usain Bolting ahead of you, I'm Jordan during B ball

 

Second place is just the first loser, Bobby made it known.

Man take a participation medal and go run home.

Remember the key to success is to learn from the best,

So I hope you took notes, hit the bench and take a rest.